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Changi International Airport ESCAPADE!!!


since we are at the airport. we have new identities.
im a jap.
amal's a banglah.
rk's a thai.


im the HIGHEST crass over there.
amal's the MOST suaku assclown.
rk is a transvestite.


upon reaching the airport. we took the skytrain to TERMINAL 1
we saw pilot with stripes and we've came to an interesting conclusion that the number of stripes denote the number of ppl killed during their flight.


conclusion,
no. of stripes = no. of passengers killed
one circle = one plane crashed
one star = a combo of 5 planes crashed


reached TERMINAL 1. walked around around and around.
soon, we found FATE!
fate = trolley.
why fate? coz fate brought us to the trolley.
so we put all our BACKPACKS on the trolley.
YES. we are going BACKPACKING with slingbags. slingbaging!!!
inside our bags contain money. so we just go to our destinated country and buy stuffs. no nidta bring anything. CONVENIENT!!!


ohyes! we were taking the lift. and when the door opened. in front of us was a few SIA stewardess and angmoh pilots.
ONE PARTICULAR SEXAY SIA air stewardess put her hand at the door for me to exit coz i was pushing FATE. i said THANK YOU. and guess what. SHE REPLIED ME WITH A DAMN SWEET "WELCOME".
wah faints!!!
you see me floating at that instant. MUAHAHA!!!


we then stopped at POPEYES!!! after being mesmerised by the air stewardess.
had MEN's TALK.
*explicit content*
okie. i hate POPEYES!!! they cheated my feelings!
the signboard shows that it closes at 2am! but when we went to buy at 1am. the guy said no more chicken!!!
BALARDY HELL!!!
i angry!!!


anws. before i forget. we ordered bapohs from changi village. 5bucks for the whole night. damn cheap lar!


after getting cheated by POPEYES. we went back to TERMINAL 2.
alrite. i think the foodcourt sells gold. their wantan mee is also made of gold. its 6bucks!!!
what crapp!!! we left.


MACS. we hesitated. whether to eat or not.
since we are watching tokyo drift. we decided to eat.
the girl at the counter seems to be interested in me. keeps talking to me and complimented my wallet.
MUAHAHA!


tokyodrift is darn boring and i dozed off. so in order to wake up at 330. i put on my alarm.
bt after awhile i became awake and started watching the show.
went toilet after the show. JIAYING called. and my alarm rang when i was in the toilet. DAMN STUPID coz i forgot to switched my alarm off.


alrite. we officially entertained JIAYING from 345am all the way to 715am.
first we used RK's phone. after we left for TERMINAL 1 (we walked there coz there wasnt any service for skytrain) - (JOURNEY TO THE one) RK's phone went dead.
so JIAYING called AMAL's.
so we talk talk talk.
reached TERMINAL 1. bought kopi and started to get drunk and hallucinate.
HAHA.
then we tried out the travellator. DAMN FUN LAR!
continued talking with JIAYING.
we saw a CONTAINER LOAD OF ... (sensitive)
started camwhoring at viewing gallery.
mind u. we are guys.
MUAHAHA.


and then WEIHAO reached at 445.


so we went to NO.3 - thai airways to find the ocipers.
alrite. just like the drama stuffs. hug here talk there.
we gave out the carabiners (w/ names somemre) we bought to the ocipers.
mrkuek was there. mschiew was LATE and i CHEWED her. hahaha!!!
farewell ocipers!!! have fun!!! will miss them!!!
MSCHIEW's gonna miss someone badly!!!
and yes. AMAL's phone went dead and JIAYING called my phone.
STEADY HOR! 3 phones all fully utilised!
so yada yada yada.
OH. MSCHIEW is my future scandal!!!
MUAHAHA!
then she sent me home coz we are the hougang-ians.
reached home bathed slept!


thats all for our escapade.
7hours. 3 geeks. 1 adventure.